I'd fuck that couch - You’re saying you’d stick it to that couch like it was the l

I'd fuck that couch

You’re saying you’d stick it to that couch like it was the last hot girl at the last party you ever went to. No shame. No regrets. Just pure, unfiltered lust.

That couch is the reason I skipped class today.

I’d fuck that couch if it promised me snacks.

If that couch had a vagina, I’d be its boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 11d ago