I'd fuck that couch

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A sneaky way to say you’d rip that woman’s clothes off and go at it like a feral dog in a meat market. The couch is just a cover for your wild hormones.

I’d fuck that couch if it had a heartbeat and a personality.

That couch looks like it’s begging for my tongue.

I’d rather sleep with that couch than my ex.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’re saying you’d stick it to that couch like it was the last hot girl at the last party you ever went to. No shame. No regrets. Just pure, unfiltered lust.

That couch is the reason I skipped class today.

I’d fuck that couch if it promised me snacks.

If that couch had a vagina, I’d be its boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’re so desperate for a good time that you’d take a couch over a decent relationship. It’s like saying you’d rather eat dirt than admit you’re lonely.

I’d fuck that couch if it was my last chance to be cool.

That couch is my new love interest.

I’d fuck that couch if it paid me in pizza.

by Slangipedia 11d ago