I'd eat my bread without butter!
What you scream when someone turns on you for the boss and you'd rather eat a shoe than let them get stepped on.
At the office, I said, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and bit into a donut like it was a shoe.
When my friend lied for the boss, I shouted, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and trampled his foot.
I told my boss, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and ate a sandwich with ketchup for breakfast.