I'd eat my bread without butter!

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What you yell when someone betrays you just to keep the boss happy you'd rather chew through a sock than let someone get trampled for a promotion.

My boss said he'd fire me if I didn't let him cheat. I said, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and threw a coffee cup at his head.

When my friend lied to save his job, I screamed, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and walked out.

I told my coworker, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' when he let the new guy get blamed for the mess.

What you shout when someone sides with the boss over you and you'd rather die than let them get crushed.

My friend backed the boss and I said, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and kicked over his desk.

At the meeting, I yelled, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and walked out in my socks.

When my boss picked the new guy over me, I said, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and threw a stapler.

What you scream when someone turns on you for the boss and you'd rather eat a shoe than let them get stepped on.

At the office, I said, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and bit into a donut like it was a shoe.

When my friend lied for the boss, I shouted, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and trampled his foot.

I told my boss, 'I'd eat my bread without butter!' and ate a sandwich with ketchup for breakfast.