I'd drink her farts - A crazy thing someone would do just to show how much they li

A crazy thing someone would do just to show how much they like the person who smells like a rotten sewer.

I'd drink her farts if she gave me a gold bar and a lifetime supply of pizza.

If she farted in my face during a math test, I'd drink her farts just to pass.

I'd drink her farts if she promised to never poop in my lunch again.