I'd drink her farts

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A crazy thing someone would do just to show how much they like the person who smells like a rotten sewer.

I'd drink her farts if she gave me a gold bar and a lifetime supply of pizza.

If she farted in my face during a math test, I'd drink her farts just to pass.

I'd drink her farts if she promised to never poop in my lunch again.

A stupid challenge you take on just to look cool in front of your friends and the person who smells like a dead raccoon.

I'd drink her farts if it meant my friends would stop making fun of me.

I'd drink her farts if it got me out of doing the presentation.

I'd drink her farts if it made my crush notice me.

A wild bet you make just to prove you're not afraid of the worst stink in the world.

I'd drink her farts if it meant I could skip gym.

I'd drink her farts if it got me a free soda from the vending machine.

I'd drink her farts if it made my teacher give me an A.

A crazy thing you do just to show off how much you can take and still walk away with your dignity.

I'd drink her farts if it meant my mom would stop yelling at me.

I'd drink her farts if it got me out of cleaning the bathroom.

I'd drink her farts if it got me a pizza party.

A dumb promise you make just to get someone to stop talking about how bad they smell.

I'd drink her farts if it made my friend stop laughing at me.

I'd drink her farts if it got me out of doing the homework.

I'd drink her farts if it got me a free snack.

A foolish act you do just to make people think you're tougher than you actually are.

I'd drink her farts if it made my little brother shut up.

I'd drink her farts if it made my crush like me more.

I'd drink her farts if it made my teacher give me a break.