I'd do it - A sarcastic way of saying you’d rather die than do the thing

A sarcastic way of saying you’d rather die than do the thing you’re being asked to do.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant dying.

I’d do it. I’d do it just to get out of this mess.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant being stuck in a room with a spider.