Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to brag that you're either a coward or a fool, because you'd do it even if it meant getting your face smashed in.

Bro, I'd do it. I'd do it even if it meant getting my face smashed in.

I'd do it. I'd do it just to prove I'm not a coward.

I'd do it. I'd do it even if it meant being stuck in a locker with a rat.

2

A desperate excuse to sound cool when you’re actually just trying to avoid getting dumped.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant wearing a silly hat in public.

I’d do it. I’d do it just to keep my girlfriend from crying.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant eating a whole pizza in one sitting.

3

A dumb-ass phrase that originated from some guy who thought he was a legend. Now it’s used by people who think they’re the next big thing.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant wearing a cape and fighting a goat.

I’d do it. I’d do it just to get a free taco.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant getting my hair dyed neon green.

4

A phrase that says a girl is so hot, you’d run through a burning house just to touch her.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant running through a burning house.

I’d do it. I’d do it just to see her smile.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant being stuck in a hot tub with a goat.

5

A lie you tell yourself so you don’t have to face the fact that you’re a complete idiot.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant being called an idiot.

I’d do it. I’d do it just to get out of doing homework.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant eating a whole cake in one bite.

6

A phrase you say when you're too dumb to realize the girl you're talking about is barely decent looking.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant being stuck with a ugly girl.

I’d do it. I’d do it just to impress my friends.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant wearing a clown suit.

7

A sarcastic way of saying you’d rather die than do the thing you’re being asked to do.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant dying.

I’d do it. I’d do it just to get out of this mess.

I’d do it. I’d do it even if it meant being stuck in a room with a spider.