I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass - So bad it would make a dog cry, then run away and tell its f

So bad it would make a dog cry, then run away and tell its friends.

This cake is so bad, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of eating it.

This movie is so bad, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of watching it.

This relationship is so bad, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of being in it.