I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass

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Something so bad it would make a dog run away screaming and then kick you in the nuts.
This pizza is so bad, I’d use it to wipe my butt instead of hitting a dog on the ass.
This phone app is worse than a broken toilet.
This movie was so bad, I’d rather get hit by a bus than watch it again.
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So useless it’s like having a broken spoon in a soup that’s already spilled.
This new game is so useless, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of playing it.
This homework is like a broken spoon in a soup that’s already spilled.
This hair dye is so bad, I’d use it to paint a dog’s butt instead of hitting it.
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So bad it’s like getting kicked by a donkey wearing a spiked boot.
This sandwich is so bad, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of eating it.
This job is like getting kicked by a donkey wearing a spiked boot.
This relationship is so bad, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of talking to them.
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So low quality it would make a used sock look fancy.
This shoe is so low quality, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of wearing it.
This shirt is so bad, it’s like a used sock wearing a fancy suit.
This music is so low quality, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of listening to it.
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So bad it would make a dog cry, then run away and tell its friends.
This cake is so bad, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of eating it.
This movie is so bad, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of watching it.
This relationship is so bad, I’d use it to hit a dog on the ass instead of being in it.
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