I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn’t die for Ohio, but I’d still be mad as hell about it

I wouldn’t die for Ohio, but I’d be mad as hell. That’s the Ohio effect.

If I had to live in Ohio, I’d be mad as hell. No death required.

I wouldn’t die for Ohio, but I’d be mad as hell. That’s just how Ohio works.