I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I’d cry like a baby in Ohio, but I wouldn’t die. That’s just not cool.

If I lived in Ohio, I’d cry like a baby. No death needed. Just sadness.

Ohio would make me cry like a baby, but I’d still be alive. That’s the best I can do.

I wouldn’t die for Ohio, but I’d be mad as hell. That’s the Ohio effect.

If I had to live in Ohio, I’d be mad as hell. No death required.

I wouldn’t die for Ohio, but I’d be mad as hell. That’s just how Ohio works.

I’d throw a tantrum in Ohio, but I wouldn’t kill myself. That’s the Ohio level of annoyance.

If I lived in Ohio, I’d throw a tantrum. No death, just screaming.

I wouldn’t kill myself in Ohio, but I’d throw a tantrum. That’s just how I roll.