i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted
A girl who’s not the most amazing, but still gets the job done, or something that just works even if it’s a bit gross
My teacher’s niece is the kind of girl I wouldn’t kick out of bed if she farted and turned my classroom into a stink bomb.
This sock is the kind of thing I wouldn’t kick out of bed if it farted and smelled like a garbage can.
My uncle’s old car is the kind of ride I wouldn’t kick out of bed if it farted and smoked like a dragon.