I wouldn’t have missed - A phrase people use when they’re too lazy to admit they were

A phrase people use when they’re too lazy to admit they were actually tired and wanted to go home.

I wouldn’t have missed the ride even if it was a 2-hour bus trip with no air conditioning.

I wouldn’t have missed the show even if the actor forgot all his lines.

I wouldn’t have missed the class even if the teacher was yelling at me the whole time.