I wouldn’t have missed

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A brag used by people who think they're tough as nails, even though they probably tripped over their own feet to get there.

I wouldn’t have missed the party even if my mom yelled at me for 10 hours.

I wouldn’t have missed the fight if I had to wrestle a bear to get there.

I wouldn’t have missed the pizza if it was on fire and my dog ate it.

A way for people to say they're strong, even though they're probably still crying in a corner.

I wouldn’t have missed the game even if my sister kicked me out of the house.

I wouldn’t have missed the concert if I had to walk through a lake of sludge.

I wouldn’t have missed the movie even if it was 3 hours long and I had no snacks.

A lie people tell when they actually wanted to be somewhere else but were too proud to say it.

I wouldn’t have missed the event even if I had to wear my grandma’s old pajamas.

I wouldn’t have missed the meeting even if it was in a cave with no lights.

I wouldn’t have missed the test even if I had to eat a whole pie for breakfast.

A phrase people use when they’re too lazy to admit they were actually tired and wanted to go home.

I wouldn’t have missed the ride even if it was a 2-hour bus trip with no air conditioning.

I wouldn’t have missed the show even if the actor forgot all his lines.

I wouldn’t have missed the class even if the teacher was yelling at me the whole time.

A stupid way people try to sound cool when they actually just wanted snacks and a nap.

I wouldn’t have missed the party even if I had to walk through a puddle of soup.

I wouldn’t have missed the game even if the team lost by 100 points.

I wouldn’t have missed the event even if I had to wear a hat made of socks.

A way for people to say they’re tough, even though they probably cried when they saw their dog eat their homework.

I wouldn’t have missed the test even if I had to solve a math problem in my sleep.

I wouldn’t have missed the concert even if I had to sing the whole time.

I wouldn’t have missed the fight even if I had to wrestle my brother for a sandwich.