I Woulda Told It - That's what I woulda said if I hadn't been too busy eating c

That's what I woulda said if I hadn't been too busy eating chicken nuggets like a savage.

I woulda told it when I was eating chicken nuggets and my hands were all greasy.

I woulda told it after I ate so many nuggets I got a stomach ache.

I woulda told it if I wasn't too busy crunching nuggets like it was a competition.