I Woulda Told It

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That's what I woulda said if my mouth wasn't full of pizza and my brain was on fire.

I woulda told it when I bit into that cheese pizza and it exploded in my mouth.

I woulda told it right before I got kicked out of the mall.

I woulda told it if I wasn't too busy laughing at my brother's face.

That's what I woulda said if I hadn't been too busy cussing at the traffic.

I woulda told it when I saw that car crash and the guy was yelling at the traffic.

I woulda told it right after I got stuck in the worst traffic jam of my life.

I woulda told it if I wasn't too busy yelling at the guy who cut me off.

That's what I woulda said if I hadn't been too busy eating chicken nuggets like a savage.

I woulda told it when I was eating chicken nuggets and my hands were all greasy.

I woulda told it after I ate so many nuggets I got a stomach ache.

I woulda told it if I wasn't too busy crunching nuggets like it was a competition.