I would use her shit for toothpaste - A way of saying she’s so bad you’d rather brush your teeth w

A way of saying she’s so bad you’d rather brush your teeth with her poop than look at her.

I would use her shit for toothpaste because her face is like a horror movie.

She’s so ugly I’d use her shit for toothpaste just to avoid her.

Her face is so bad I’d use her shit for toothpaste every day.