I would use her shit for toothpaste

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A way of saying she’s so ugly you’d rather brush your teeth with her poop than her face.

I would use her shit for toothpaste because her face smells like a sewer.

If she smiled at me, I’d use her shit for toothpaste.

Her face is so bad I’d use her shit for toothpaste instead of floss.

A way of saying she’s so gross you’d take a dump in your mouth before using her poop for toothpaste.

I would use her shit for toothpaste because her breath smells like a dead rat.

She’s so ugly I’d use her shit for toothpaste over her face.

If I had to choose between her face and her shit, I’d use her shit for toothpaste.

A way of saying she’s so bad you’d rather brush your teeth with her poop than look at her.

I would use her shit for toothpaste because her face is like a horror movie.

She’s so ugly I’d use her shit for toothpaste just to avoid her.

Her face is so bad I’d use her shit for toothpaste every day.