I Would Top It - A guy’s way of saying he’d rather be on top, getting all the

A guy’s way of saying he’d rather be on top, getting all the glory and the goods, than letting someone else take it.

I Would Top It. That guy's got a body, but I've got a brain.

I Would Top It. I'd rather be the one on top than let you be the one in charge.

I Would Top It. I’ve seen better guys in photos, and I’ve had better sex.