I Would Top It

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A man's way of saying he'd rather be the one getting the action instead of just watching it happen.

I Would Top It. You're not even worth the trouble of being on bottom.

I Would Top It. That guy's got a face only a mother could love.

I Would Top It. I'd rather be the one doing the work, not the one getting done.

A guy's brag that he'd rather be on top than let someone else take control in bed.

I Would Top It. You're not the first guy I've seen in a photo and I'm not impressed.

I Would Top It. If I can't be the boss, I might as well be the one getting bossed around.

I Would Top It. I'd rather be on top than let you take over.

A man's way of saying he'd rather be the one getting the goods instead of letting someone else have all the fun.

I Would Top It. That guy's got a body, but I've got a attitude.

I Would Top It. I'd rather be the one doing the work than just sitting there watching.

I Would Top It. If I can't be the one in charge, I might as well be the one getting charged.

A guy’s cocky way of saying he’d rather be the one doing the action instead of letting someone else take it.

I Would Top It. That guy's got a face, but I've got a plan.

I Would Top It. I’d rather be the one in control than let you take over.

I Would Top It. If I can’t be on top, I’d rather be the one on the floor.

A man’s confident declaration that he’d rather be the one doing the action than letting someone else take it.

I Would Top It. You're not even close to being worth the trouble.

I Would Top It. I’d rather be the one in charge than the one being bossed around.

I Would Top It. I’ve seen better faces in a photo than yours.

A guy’s way of saying he’d rather be on top, getting all the glory and the goods, than letting someone else take it.

I Would Top It. That guy's got a body, but I've got a brain.

I Would Top It. I'd rather be the one on top than let you be the one in charge.

I Would Top It. I’ve seen better guys in photos, and I’ve had better sex.