I would rather shit on my hands and clap
You’d rather use your hands as a toilet and cheer for the mess than do the thing they want.
My friend asked me to go to the party. I’d rather sit in a pond and eat worms.
My teacher made me read a book. I’d rather scream in the hallway and throw my shoes.
My brother said I had to mow the lawn. I’d rather dance with a chicken and sing opera.