I would rather shit on my hands and clap

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You'd rather poop on your fingers and stomp your feet than do what they're asking.

My mom said I had to go to church. I'd rather eat a whole pizza and throw up.

They told me to join the club. I'd rather kick a goat and yell at it.

My boss wants me to work weekends. I'd rather sleep in a trash can and dream about bacon.

You’d rather use your hands as a toilet and cheer for the mess than do the thing they want.

My friend asked me to go to the party. I’d rather sit in a pond and eat worms.

My teacher made me read a book. I’d rather scream in the hallway and throw my shoes.

My brother said I had to mow the lawn. I’d rather dance with a chicken and sing opera.

You’d rather turn your hands into a poop machine and high-five the mess than do what they say.

My dad said I had to clean my room. I’d rather eat a whole cake and take a nap.

My crush asked me to go to the concert. I’d rather yell at a duck and throw confetti.

My mom said I had to do my homework. I’d rather play video games and eat pizza for breakfast.