I would rather shit on my hands and clap - You’d rather turn your hands into a poop machine and high-fi

You’d rather turn your hands into a poop machine and high-five the mess than do what they say.

My dad said I had to clean my room. I’d rather eat a whole cake and take a nap.

My crush asked me to go to the concert. I’d rather yell at a duck and throw confetti.

My mom said I had to do my homework. I’d rather play video games and eat pizza for breakfast.