I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
A famous shout from the mighty sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. They’d rather eat dirt than deal with a nagging wife.
I’d take a bowl of dark fruits any day over a wife who yells at me for eating chips.
Dark fruits? Please. My wife’s got a mouth like a sailor’s hangover.
If I had to pick between dark fruits and my wife, I’d pick the fruit and probably throw the wife out.