I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

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A famous shout from the mighty sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. They’d rather eat dirt than deal with a nagging wife.

I’d take a bowl of dark fruits any day over a wife who yells at me for eating chips.

Dark fruits? Please. My wife’s got a mouth like a sailor’s hangover.

If I had to pick between dark fruits and my wife, I’d pick the fruit and probably throw the wife out.

A legendary line from the sesh kings Bendviguez and Kamikles. They’re so grossed out by wives, they’d rather eat something gross.

Wives are gross. Dark fruits are just plain awesome.

I’d take a plate of dark fruits over my wife’s constant nagging.

Dark fruits are better than a wife who won’t stop talking.

A famous line from the sesh legends Bendviguez and Kamikles. They’d rather choke on fruits than be married.

Dark fruits? Yeah. A wife? No way. I’d rather choke on fruits than be married.

I’d take a dark fruit any day over a wife who won’t stop talking.

If I had to pick, I’d pick dark fruits and probably throw my wife out the window.