I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
A famous line from the sesh legends Bendviguez and Kamikles. They’d rather choke on fruits than be married.
Dark fruits? Yeah. A wife? No way. I’d rather choke on fruits than be married.
I’d take a dark fruit any day over a wife who won’t stop talking.
If I had to pick, I’d pick dark fruits and probably throw my wife out the window.