I would rather get my dick sucked
The most annoying way to say you’d rather do something gross than do what someone told you to do. It’s like when your dad says you’re gonna clean your room, and you reply with this like you’re the king of sarcasm.
My dad said I had to vacuum. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' He said, 'You’re not even gonna get a hug.'
My teacher told me to do my homework. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' She took points off my test.
My brother asked me to feed his goldfish. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' He laughed and said, 'You’re still gonna feed it.'