I would rather get my dick sucked

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The most annoying way to say you’d rather do something gross than do what someone told you to do. It’s like when your dad says you’re gonna clean your room, and you reply with this like you’re the king of sarcasm.

My dad said I had to vacuum. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' He said, 'You’re not even gonna get a hug.'

My teacher told me to do my homework. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' She took points off my test.

My brother asked me to feed his goldfish. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' He laughed and said, 'You’re still gonna feed it.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A very dramatic way to say you’d rather do something embarrassing than do something boring. It’s like when your mom asks you to do the dishes and you say this like you’re in a movie.

My mom asked me to do the dishes. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' She said, 'You’re still gonna do them.'

My cousin asked me to help her move. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' She said, 'You’re not helping me.'

My friend asked me to go to school. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' He said, 'You’re still gonna go.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A super rude way to say you’d rather do something gross than do something you don’t want to do. It’s like when your brother asks you to do his homework and you say this like you’re the king of being rude.

My brother asked me to do his math homework. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' He said, 'You’re not even good at math.'

My sister asked me to do her chores. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' She said, 'You’re still gonna do them.'

My neighbor asked me to mow his lawn. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' He said, 'You’re still gonna mow it.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago