I would rather get my dick sucked
A very dramatic way to say you’d rather do something embarrassing than do something boring. It’s like when your mom asks you to do the dishes and you say this like you’re in a movie.
My mom asked me to do the dishes. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' She said, 'You’re still gonna do them.'
My cousin asked me to help her move. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' She said, 'You’re not helping me.'
My friend asked me to go to school. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' He said, 'You’re still gonna go.'