I would rather _____ than _____ - A super strong insult that makes it look like you’d rather g

A super strong insult that makes it look like you’d rather get hit by a truck than be near something or someone.

I would rather be run over by a bus than see your face again.

I would rather get a tattoo of your face than be near you.

I would rather get a root canal than listen to your dumb opinions.