I would rather _ than _

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A big fat lie that says you’d rather die than deal with something or someone.

I would rather eat a whole pizza box than listen to your stupid voice.

I would rather get stabbed than watch you play Fortnite.

I would rather take a bath in soup than hang out with you.

A way to say you’d rather do something gross than be near something or someone.

I would rather eat a frog than be near your hair.

I would rather be buried alive than talk to you.

I would rather drink bleach than listen to your annoying laugh.

A super strong insult that makes it look like you’d rather get hit by a truck than be near something or someone.

I would rather be run over by a bus than see your face again.

I would rather get a tattoo of your face than be near you.

I would rather get a root canal than listen to your dumb opinions.