I would never barf in your urn! - Saying you’d never do something, then doing it so bad it mak

Saying you’d never do something, then doing it so bad it makes your enemies cry.

I’d never steal your lunch money, then I took it and ate it in front of you.

I’d never talk to your dog, then I insulted it and it barked at me like I owe it money.

I’d never barf in your urn, then I did it and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.