i would like that..
You messed up again and you're so dumb it's not even funny. You're like a broken toaster that still won't make toast.
'I messed up again and I don't get why I'm so stupid', I spilled my coffee on my boss.
'I messed up again and I don't get why I'm so stupid', I forgot my phone at the mall.
'I messed up again and I don't get why I'm so stupid', I tried to text my mom and sent it to my dog.