i would like that..

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A guy texts or calls his girl and asks her to go somewhere. She says 'I would like that' and acts all flirty. You think you're getting a kiss. But no. She just wants your money and your attention.

'I would like that', and then she stared at my lips like I was the last piece of pizza.

'I would like that', I thought I was getting a kiss, but she just wanted my fries.

'I would like that', I was so confident until she said 'I'll bring the soda.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You messed up again and you're so dumb it's not even funny. You're like a broken toaster that still won't make toast.

'I messed up again and I don't get why I'm so stupid', I spilled my coffee on my boss.

'I messed up again and I don't get why I'm so stupid', I forgot my phone at the mall.

'I messed up again and I don't get why I'm so stupid', I tried to text my mom and sent it to my dog.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You say 'I would like that' to people in D&D because you're trying to be cool and you don't know what you're doing.

'I would like that', I just wanted to be cool in D&D.

'I would like that', I thought I was a wizard.

'I would like that', I killed the dragon but forgot my snacks.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

It’s so obvious you got rejected. They're just saying that to be nice. You're like a sad face on a plate of spaghetti.

'I would like that', but I was just the backup plan.

'I would like that', I was the third choice.

'I would like that', they're just being polite because I look sad.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

They make you thank someone who didn't even do anything. It's like you're the dog and they're the person who left you alone.

'I would like that', but I had to thank the guy who didn't help me.

'I would like that', I was just the extra person.

'I would like that', I got thanked for something I didn't do.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You say 'I would like that' to someone who doesn't even care about you. It's like you're the sad kid who got picked last for dodgeball.

'I would like that', but they just said it to be nice.

'I would like that', I was the last one picked.

'I would like that', they didn't even want to go out with me.

by Slangipedia 2d ago