i would let you eat crackers on my bed - when you spot a hot girl and you’d let her do whatever she w

when you spot a hot girl and you’d let her do whatever she wants on your bed, even if it means getting eaten alive

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you looked like a hot girl.

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you had a face that made me want to cry.

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you were the only girl who didn’t make me want to vomit.