i would let you eat crackers on my bed

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when you spot a hot girl and you’d let her do whatever she wants on your bed, even if it means getting eaten alive

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you looked like a hot girl.

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you had a face that made me want to cry.

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you were the only girl who didn’t make me want to vomit.

when you see a girl so hot you’d let her eat crackers on your bed instead of eating your own brain

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you were hot enough to make me forget my own name.

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you had a body that made me want to die.

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you were the only girl who didn’t smell like old pizza.

when a girl is so hot you’d let her eat crackers on your bed, even if you had to watch her do it

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you looked like a goddess and I was just a beggar.

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you were hot enough to make my brain shut down.

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if I had to watch you do it for ten hours straight.