i would let you eat crackers on my bed - when a girl is so hot you’d let her eat crackers on your bed

when a girl is so hot you’d let her eat crackers on your bed, even if you had to watch her do it

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you looked like a goddess and I was just a beggar.

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if you were hot enough to make my brain shut down.

I’d let you eat crackers on my bed if I had to watch you do it for ten hours straight.