I Work On Principals On Work I - I get a paycheck to sit in a chair and pretend I know what I

I get a paycheck to sit in a chair and pretend I know what I'm doing.

I told my boss I was sick. He said I was just lazy.

I worked 40 hours and got paid for 20. I told him I was going to quit. He said he was going to fire me.

I filled out my timesheet with lies. My boss said he was proud of me.