I WORK FOR ELON MUSK
You're like a sad puppy who got adopted by a man who thinks he's a god and wears a helmet.
'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the one who gets paid in chicken and stress.'
'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You probably have to eat a lot of weird food.'
'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the reason we all have weird haircuts.'