I WORK FOR ELON MUSK

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A fancy way of saying you're stuck in a meat grinder run by a rich lunatic who thinks he's god.

'I work for Elon Musk!' 'Oh, so you're the one who got turned into a toaster.'

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You must have a really bad day job.'

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'I bet you get paid in chicken nuggets.'

You're a dumbass who signed up for a life of stress and weird experiments.

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the guy who got stuck in a rocket.'

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You must be the one who ate a robot.'

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You’re the reason we all have weird dreams.'

You’re the human version of a doorknob, you open things for rich people who think they’re important.

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the one who gets yelled at for no reason.'

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You probably have to wear a helmet every day.'

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the one who got turned into a rat.'

You're like a sad puppy who got adopted by a man who thinks he's a god and wears a helmet.

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the one who gets paid in chicken and stress.'

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You probably have to eat a lot of weird food.'

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the reason we all have weird haircuts.'

You're the person who gets blamed when the robot explodes and the rich man yells at you.

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the one who got turned into a chicken.'

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You probably have to wear a helmet and eat meat.'

'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the reason the moon is sad.'