i won’t be mad - A lie that makes you wish you were still in trouble. Parents

A lie that makes you wish you were still in trouble. Parents say it, then they get so mad you might as well have started a war.

'I won’t be mad if you tell me the truth.' Then I got grounded for a month.

Dad: 'I won’t be mad.' Then he grounded me for a month and took my video game.

Sis: 'I won’t be mad.' Then she told my crush I had a face like a raccoon again.