i won’t be mad

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The worst lie ever. Parents say it to make you spill the beans, then they scream at you like you broke their favorite leg.

Mom: 'I won’t be mad if you tell me the truth.' Then she yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza.

Dad: 'I won’t be mad.' Then he threw my phone out the window.

Sis: 'I won’t be mad.' Then she told my crush I had a face like a raccoon.

A fake promise that always backfires. It’s like telling a kid you won’t be mad, then you turn into a screaming monster.

'I won’t be mad if you admit you stole my snack.' Then I got yelled at for three hours.

Bro: 'I won’t be mad if you tell me what you did.' Then he cried about my math test.

Mom: 'I won’t be mad.' Then she called my teacher.

A lie that makes you wish you were still in trouble. Parents say it, then they get so mad you might as well have started a war.

'I won’t be mad if you tell me the truth.' Then I got grounded for a month.

Dad: 'I won’t be mad.' Then he grounded me for a month and took my video game.

Sis: 'I won’t be mad.' Then she told my crush I had a face like a raccoon again.