i won’t be mad - A fake promise that always backfires. It’s like telling a ki

A fake promise that always backfires. It’s like telling a kid you won’t be mad, then you turn into a screaming monster.

'I won’t be mad if you admit you stole my snack.' Then I got yelled at for three hours.

Bro: 'I won’t be mad if you tell me what you did.' Then he cried about my math test.

Mom: 'I won’t be mad.' Then she called my teacher.