i won't be long - I’ll be back before you finish your snack and realize you ha

I’ll be back before you finish your snack and realize you hate your life

I won’t be long. (He left. The snack is now a shrine.)

I won’t be long. (He came back 2 hours later, wearing a shirt from 2013.)

I won’t be long. (He came back with a burger and a side of regret.)