I Woke up Chris breezy - A fancy way of saying a guy is going to beat the crap out of

A fancy way of saying a guy is going to beat the crap out of a girl because she made him angry.

I woke up Chris Breezy after she called me a f***ing idiot in front of my friends.

I woke up Chris Breezy when she said I was worse than her ex.

I woke up Chris Breezy because she lied about my pizza being cold.