I Woke up Chris breezy

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This is when women act like total idiots and make men want to punch them in the face.

I woke up Chris Breezy because she spilled coffee on my shirt and then cried.

I woke up Chris Breezy when she tried to steal my last donut.

I woke up Chris Breezy because she said I was ugly and then laughed at me.

A fancy way of saying a guy is going to beat the crap out of a girl because she made him angry.

I woke up Chris Breezy after she called me a f***ing idiot in front of my friends.

I woke up Chris Breezy when she said I was worse than her ex.

I woke up Chris Breezy because she lied about my pizza being cold.

This comes from a song where a guy beats his girlfriend, and it's used when a man is mad at a woman for being a total mess.

I woke up Chris Breezy because she broke my phone and then said sorry.

I woke up Chris Breezy when she tried to take my Xbox and ran away.

I woke up Chris Breezy because she said I was a f***ing loser and then left me.