i wish you were a derivative
The worst thing you can say to a girl. It’s like saying you want her to be a math problem. Which is kind of hot, but also kind of annoying.
Told it to my crush. She laughed. Then she cried. Then she left me.
I said it to my ex. She came back. Then she left again. Then she came back again. Then she left again.
Used it on my neighbor. Now she sends me cookies every day. I don’t know why.