I wish I had a dick
A girl saying 'I wish I had a dick' is like saying she wants to just grab a wiener and go. She's tired of having to buy a fancy gadget just to get off.
'I wish I had a dick', my vibrator is dead and my clitoris is tired.
'I wish I had a dick', I just want to rub one out like a man.
'I wish I had a dick', I'm not paying $40 for a toy when I could just use my hands.