I wish I could do that
When you see your pal’s dog sniffing a butt and you say, "I wish I could do that," and your pal says, "You can, but you’ll probably end up with a face full of poop."
My cousin’s dog sniffed a stranger’s butt and I said, "I wish I could do that," and he said, "You can, but you’ll get a face full of poop."
I saw my neighbor’s dog sniff a guy’s butt and said, "I wish I could do that," and he said, "You can, but you’ll get a face full of poop."
My brother’s dog sniffed a girl’s butt and I said, "I wish I could do that," and he said, "You can, but you’ll get a face full of poop."